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Your pitch has problems. Let's roast them.

Upload a deck, resume, or profile for a brutally useful AI teardown. Get the laugh, the score, and a stronger rewrite in one fast pass.

One free basic roast. No public sharing unless you choose it.

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“Your moat is currently a Google Doc.”

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The Roastwell promise

Savage about the work. Serious about the fix.

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Nothing hits the public board without your opt-in.

Specific, not vague

Every punchline points to a real weakness you can improve.

Built to act on

Roasts pair with clear rewrites—not empty AI commentary.

The Roast Engine

From cringe to credible in three moves.

Roastwell catches the language your friends politely ignore, turns it into a memorable diagnosis, and gives you better words before your next send, swipe, or interview.

  1. 1

    Drop the evidence

    Upload a pitch deck, resume, profile screenshot, or LinkedIn URL. Roastwell scans structure, tone, clichés, and unsupported claims.

  2. 2

    Take the roast

    Get a sharp three-point teardown and a Delusion Index that shows exactly where your story loses credibility.

  3. 3

    Ship the fix

    Turn criticism into rewritten slides, stronger resume bullets, or a tighter bio—then export a share-ready Roast Card.

Honest pricing

Get roasted free. Pay when you want the comeback.

Basic Roast

$0

The reality check

  • Three-point AI roast
  • Delusion Index score
  • Shareable Roast Card
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Instant Fix

$19 / upload

The roast plus a polished recovery

  • Everything in Basic Roast
  • Rewritten slides, bullets, or bio
  • Stronger structure and positioning
  • Export-ready revised copy
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Expert Breakdown

$99+

Human judgment included

  • AI roast and rewrite
  • 15-minute video review
  • Matched expert perspective
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Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your friends were too nice

Find the weak line before everyone else does.

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