Ego debugging, automated
Your pitch has problems. Let's roast them.
Upload a deck, resume, or profile for a brutally useful AI teardown. Get the laugh, the score, and a stronger rewrite in one fast pass.
One free basic roast. No public sharing unless you choose it.
“Your moat is currently a Google Doc.”
Roast Card ready to share
The Roastwell promise
Savage about the work. Serious about the fix.
Private first
Nothing hits the public board without your opt-in.
Specific, not vague
Every punchline points to a real weakness you can improve.
Built to act on
Roasts pair with clear rewrites—not empty AI commentary.
The Roast Engine
From cringe to credible in three moves.
Roastwell catches the language your friends politely ignore, turns it into a memorable diagnosis, and gives you better words before your next send, swipe, or interview.
- 1
Drop the evidence
Upload a pitch deck, resume, profile screenshot, or LinkedIn URL. Roastwell scans structure, tone, clichés, and unsupported claims.
- 2
Take the roast
Get a sharp three-point teardown and a Delusion Index that shows exactly where your story loses credibility.
- 3
Ship the fix
Turn criticism into rewritten slides, stronger resume bullets, or a tighter bio—then export a share-ready Roast Card.
Honest pricing
Get roasted free. Pay when you want the comeback.
Basic Roast
$0
The reality check
- Three-point AI roast
- Delusion Index score
- Shareable Roast Card
Instant Fix
$19 / upload
The roast plus a polished recovery
- Everything in Basic Roast
- Rewritten slides, bullets, or bio
- Stronger structure and positioning
- Export-ready revised copy
Expert Breakdown
$99+
Human judgment included
- AI roast and rewrite
- 15-minute video review
- Matched expert perspective
Running an accelerator or bootcamp?
White-label the Roast Engine from $499/month for applicant screening and coaching.
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your friends were too nice
Find the weak line before everyone else does.
Upload what you're working on. Roastwell will make the truth funny—and the next version better.